-- Liverpool Winger/Left Back --

about me

Name: Tan Jun Yang (remember this.)
Age:15
From:Singapore
Job: Annoying shits, Amusing non-shits.

Am not going to put a retarded bio.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Have you ever found yourself bored on msn, wanting to strike up a convo and laugh, but lacked the topic to? Have you wanted to see how your girlfriend, teacher would react when they are teased or irritated? If yes, I AM offering you this opportunity for absolutely free of charge!

Here's what you have to do to request. Add me on msn at letalswordhero@hotmail, speak to me on msn to put forward your request.

Heres wht it must contain:

-the email address of the person you want to annoy
-how the person is related to you
-the topic you want to tease him on, or just allow me free access
-how overboard you allow me to go

Here's a sample.

c'mon we can do this says:
yo
Chocolate is good for the soul. guess our hearts are made outta chocolate then. says:
ello
c'mon we can do this says:
fuck you, what?
c'mon we can do this says:
oeh bangla
c'mon we can do this says:
reply
Chocolate is good for the soul. guess our hearts are made outta chocolate then. says:
what?
c'mon we can do this says:
bangla..
c'mon we can do this says:
call me so many time for what
c'mon we can do this says:
msn also call me
c'mon we can do this says:
i want call your mother tell her send you to bangla landChocolate is good for the soul. guess our hearts are made outta chocolate then. says:
i never call you at all..
Chocolate is good for the soul. guess our hearts are made outta chocolate then. says:
do i even know your phone number..?
c'mon we can do this says:
u never call then what is this?
c'mon we can do this says:
u just now say ello
c'mon we can do this says:
still dare deny
Chocolate is good for the soul. guess our hearts are made outta chocolate then. says:
but you said yo..
c'mon we can do this says:
bangla i not talking to you la
c'mon we can do this says:
why you reply
c'mon we can do this says:
think people want to talk to you ar
c'mon we can do this says:
gimme your mother number
c'mon we can do this says:
i call her send you back bangla land, faster gimme
c'mon we can do this says:
OKKKKK
c'mon we can do this says:
imbored

I give priority to making fun of girls because boys are usually much harder to annoy. Also, it is much more fun.

silverletal [Simple and Clean] 9:03 AM

Learn to Kid
Listen up, you
This is the special one
Please, don't try to spew
Shit, and spoil all this fun.
Go back to school

And learn to play, kid
Be a fool
Not, a boring dick

I am a flamer.
Someone nasty.
I'm a burner
A very big baddie,
But please don't cry

The more you do, the more I
Wanna die
Wanna say goodbye
This too fast for you?
Can't keep up,

Can't catch up
Get ready
Buckle up, and follow

The great one, he will
Lead you outta this shitty sorrow
He'll teach you how to.
Play.
And you will learn to.

Say
Some nice words
To your next-door girl
Make her hurt(sies)
And unfurl

The naughty within
Rip it from hiding
Its time to unleash
The evil seed
in your soul

Learn to kid
Learn it from the kid
He's tops!
He's hot!
He rocks!

You're not!
And when the girls come!
They go,"
Oh!
Yuck!

You suck!
Liar, liar
Set you on fire
Crier, crier
Yawn. Whatever